2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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