I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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