well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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