When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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