you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We have started to decorate penises.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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