Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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