I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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