you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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