WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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