That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
