I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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