today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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