office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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