There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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