belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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