I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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