I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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