it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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