your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Are we still banned from the library?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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