its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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