i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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