So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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