Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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