your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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