ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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