I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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