As long as you're not dating white guys again.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
