what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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