Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Blood and glitter go together right?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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