Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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