Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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