my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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