So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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