More tranny stories later!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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