apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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