Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i dont even know how to be here
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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