5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize
