The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
