You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Randomize
