please come you make the beer taste better
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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