even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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