she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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