Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I think your dad took our porno
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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