you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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