I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I supernannyed him into submission
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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