i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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