I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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