your thong is hanging out like whoa
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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