he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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