your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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